7 Bookmarked Items in The Adventure of Grumpy Middle aged man and his little birdy

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    Hawks is acting strange, and Enji is going to find out why.

    Oh, and something about ghosts, but not really.

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  2. 27

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    "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" AU where after his wife dies Endeavor struggles to pick up the pieces and raise his kids right, deal with his extra ass co-workers and put out some fires.

    Or: the one where Endeavor asks Hawks to fake marry him for insurance purposes, Hawks gets the hots for their lawyer, and they both try not to get caught between what’s real and what’s supposed to be fake.

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    third degree--burns?
    giving him the third degree--(interrogation)?
    third degree--crime?

    Probably all of the above.

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  4. 63

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    Hawks gossips with the receptionist at Endeavor Hero Agency about what a dork the boss is, discusses Endeavor lookalike porn, and then ropes Shouto into lunch with Endeavor, whereupon Shouto just roasts his dad the whole time.

    Can you roast a man who's already on fire? Apparently, yes. Yes you can.

    (includes the hit single Did You Need Some Ice For That Sick Burn by Hawks, ft. Shouto Todoroki)

    [Only tangentially related to the other fics in this series.]

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    “I’m all aloooone, with nobody besiiide meee – can you turn that TV off? Thanks.”

    “I’m told you refused multiple offers.”

    “Rumi would take in a dead squirrel,” Hawks huffs, scratching his nose on the pillow, going wsh wsh wsh. “I’m not doing that to her, no way in hell. And the commission wanted to put me into the hero equivalent of a nursing home, so fuck that too.”

     

    When Hawks is abandoned by everyone else, Enji offers to bring him home.

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    Enji can't figure out why the hell Hawks keeps sleeping in his office.

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  7. 60

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    Full-time university student and part-time hero-in-training Keigo Takami, preferring to be known by his future hero name "Hawks", is taking a mandatory business law class with... his celebrity crush, the fiery Pro Hero Endeavor, as the instructor??? Due to a combination of having the hots for teacher and a 70% final in that course, Hawks is determined to do anything to get that A(ss). Will he get a pass? Or will his plan go up in flames?

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